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Ugly and Awkward Shoes

Not sure what’s going on here but these things are excessively unappealing. They look remotely like some type of upside-down animal antlers. Probably not too comfortable to walk in either. And how did the person designing this ever think that they are worthy of being brought from paper into reality? There is certainly nothing “sexy” about them. And no, the ladybug colors don’t make up for the awkward shape.

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Gold Plated Bling Bling Headphones

The mere concept here is just ridiculous. For one, hot chicks rarely walk around with headphones. It’s usually the non-hot-ones. Also, if a chick were to actually have these on, then the chick probably cares enough about her appearance that she also wears earrings - in which case, everything would have to match. Otherwise the “accessories” and these headphones would just clash. Either way, there would just be way too much gold and jewelry on the ears. Also, if Shure headphones short easily - then I’m sure these will go bad pretty quickly. Sounds quality can’t be that great either since focus was definitely placed more on looks - and we all know how everything else is sacrificed in these cases. Worst of all, some random guys with too much money will probably wear these as well and just look silly. But the thing that’s ugliest of all about these headphones? The $5000 price tag. Ew!

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Tokyoflash Shinshoku Weirdo Watch

What time is it? Oh, wait, that’s right! You have no idea! This would be more useful as a dog collar (clearly for nothing more than a Paris Hilton chihuahua) than a watch. Sure, I guess it can count as just a metal wrist accessory with random blinking lights - but that makes it something that should be included in a Happy Meal and not sold for $160. Even just looking at this “action-shot” of the watch, and trying to match the suggestion that it’s 6:35, I still don’t get it: sure - six red ones is the 6, five yellow dotties probably represents the 5 in 35, but what about the 3 in 35? Is the magic “encryption” equal to “green + 1″ ? Just get one of those traditional watches that has worked for decades now without any unnecessary complications.

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The Shoe Purse Hybrid

Ladies, do you want to make sure that you catch the attention of that special guy walking down the street? This is your purse! Do you want to attract positive attention and have him notice you instead of just stare awestruck at your purse? Well then this one is NOT for you! I can understand that creativity is sometimes difficult, but that’s why it’s called creativity. Don’t force it by blending items together at random. This is an absolute failure of an attempt at design. If you have one of these, please throw it out. To everyone else: please don’t even think about buying one. Kthxbye.

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