I’m not even going to try to lie on this one: not many things scare me, but if I were to see one of these things in the wild, with just me there and this freak staring at me like that, I would run away – screaming like a little baby. I would keep on running for at least an hour – probably just to find this thing clinging to the back of my shirt. Those eyes are just incredibly freaky! I don’t care if it’s smaller than my hand – that thing can probably move fast. What’s the worst part? The fact that researchers have actually found more of these things, despite thinking (probably hoping) that they were extinct. Just remind me never to travel to Indonesia. Thanks.

If Obama decides to go with this dog as the “White House Puppy” or “First Dog” then the Peruvians will have pulled one of the funniest pranks ever on America. Supposedly this non-warmth-retaining and no-chewing-equipment creature is being considered by Obama since one of his daughters is allergic. This scary-looking thing is probably some type of shunned, bad-luck-bearing creature in Peru, and the country is trying to convince our new President-Elect that it’s the right choice. If they choose to go with him, first I’ll laugh, and then I’ll be shipping a blender and a box of straws to Obama so that he can feed this little fella.

That is one utterly unattractive feline. The size of those eyes is just freaky, and the lack of hair certainly doesn’t add any bonus points. And don’t tell me that it’s actually a cute kitty! Sure, if you look at it for maybe 2 hours or more then you’ll get habituated and it won’t freak you out anymore – but cats are made to be cuddly and cute at first glance. Blame Canada.