Tokyoflash Shinshoku Weirdo Watch

What time is it? Oh, wait, that’s right! You have no idea! This would be more useful as a dog collar (clearly for nothing more than a Paris Hilton chihuahua) than a watch. Sure, I guess it can count as just a metal wrist accessory with random blinking lights - but that makes it something that should be included in a Happy Meal and not sold for $160. Even just looking at this “action-shot” of the watch, and trying to match the suggestion that it’s 6:35, I still don’t get it: sure - six red ones is the 6, five yellow dotties probably represents the 5 in 35, but what about the 3 in 35? Is the magic “encryption” equal to “green + 1″ ? Just get one of those traditional watches that has worked for decades now without any unnecessary complications.