Bald & Toothless Peruvian Dog

If Obama decides to go with this dog as the “White House Puppy” or “First Dog” then the Peruvians will have pulled one of the funniest pranks ever on America. Supposedly this non-warmth-retaining and no-chewing-equipment creature is being considered by Obama since one of his daughters is allergic. This scary-looking thing is probably some type of shunned, bad-luck-bearing creature in Peru, and the country is trying to convince our new President-Elect that it’s the right choice. If they choose to go with him, first I’ll laugh, and then I’ll be shipping a blender and a box of straws to Obama so that he can feed this little fella.